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murli | LITTLE JOHNNY |
| Category-Other | Published On-August 03, 2008 11:02 | Views-46 | Replies-2 |
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| A GOOD JOKE |
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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet? Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet? L.Johnny: But I asked first! __________________________________ Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota." The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?" Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio." __________________________________________________ "Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked. "No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied. __________________________________________________ "Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?" Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right." "That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?" ________________________________________ Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? Little Johnny: One dollar. Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic. Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father __________________________ Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible." Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again." |
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CassAmino | Good Jokes dude. | August 03, 2008 15:01 |
anitha | good | September 26, 2008 09:54 |